Imagine being Borowitz's editor & having to say, "Another great one, Andy!" How do you look your kids in the eye?http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/white-house-denies-any-ties-to-united-states?intcid=mod-latest …
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this is like how CSI:Miami was apparently the world’s most popular show for several years. I don’t get it.
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when there is a clear and present danger, everyone must do everything in their power
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