spiders can fly
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Thank you for stepping on my joke!
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this isn't too troubling. Dogs could probably do it in an afternoon.
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Get the Dyson people working on spider vacuums. We live and I just created a bunch of jobs. Vote me for POTUS!
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Or a really huge bug zapper.
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Let's just hope they don't learn to theoretically eat.
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Or, following Trump Admin, weave a bigger web
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William Shatner tried to warn us, you fools wouldn't listen!
@WilliamShatnerpic.twitter.com/H3gKxSfUrs
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So we've got one year. Better make the best of it I guess.
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