If your past patterns hold, you mostly sleep with rando E-list socialite wannabes, lesser Real Housewife types & older daughters thereof
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What's enabled these affairs, of course, has been that the nature of your celebrity has allowed you to choose when you are and aren't seen
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What happens, though, when you're suddenly thrust into a massively larger stage, under an infinitely brighter spotlight?
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You used to be able to pay off your sidepieces to keep them quiet, but now, a new one could make a lot more $ talking than shutting up
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Plus you're never alone, you can't trust anyone near you, and whenever you engineer some solitude it becomes a huge story
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Anyway what I'm saying is I bet Donald Trump isn't getting even the tiniest bit laid these days
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More like the Wank House amirite. Tiny hands joke amirite.
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Ahem, James Buchanan. Also, Nixon never had sex after 1948.
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