"I'm not cheating on you, dear, I'm just having an alternative relationship."
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^^^WINNER^^^^
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"Handing those secrets to Putin wasn't treason. It was alternative patriotism."
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"I'm alternative-dieting -- two large pizzas and a dozen donuts per day"
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I've actually had University students say this to me. For real.
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@HeerJeet This is officially true today. Insistence on originality merely a convention, now obsolete.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@avivajazz So good!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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