"I didn't embezzle those funds. I just practiced alternative accounting."
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that's kind of what happened with Enron, Yeah?
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Will DT be the first Alt-President?
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genius!
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@KellyannePolls@realDonaldTrump "I didn't remove the wrong limb, I just chose an alternative one."#alternativefactsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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There are three types of realiontships; soul love, attachment habit, phusycal and flesh bond
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"Smells like shit, but it's actually Alt-Food."
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You mean the Alt-Left (which is the Right).
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An alternative Bachelor’s degree
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