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    Jeet Heer‏Verified account @HeerJeet 24 Dec 2015

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    A more likely scenario is that Santa has more than one body -- i.e. he cloned himself to handle work load. https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/680238974640746496 …

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    • Stephen Saperstein Frug Royal Cat Records Saskboy from Saskatchewan Brendon Gramolabear Horrible Checkers Lad Appreciator sochrum Alison Yoder Free Radical 🇺🇦🇨🇦
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      1. Louis T.‏ @negonicrac 24 Dec 2015
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        @HeerJeet @jbouie if he can teleport stuff… then it's not much harder than stuffing a bunch of clothes In a washing machine.

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      1. Louis T.‏ @negonicrac 24 Dec 2015
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        @HeerJeet @jbouie my guess Santa figured that people didn't understand the concept of teleportation years ago, hence the flying reindeer

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      2. Science Isn't Scary‏ @sciencenotscary 24 Dec 2015
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        .@HeerJeet @Free_Radical1 Quantum delocalisation. He exists as a waveform spread over the world (with nodes in the chimneys)

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      3. ⌬Nessa Carson‏ @SuperScienceGrl 24 Dec 2015
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        @sciencenotscary @HeerJeet @Free_Radical1 Sure, funny jokes, but this real time video footage disproves them. http://www.noradsanta.org  ;)

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      1. Brie Hubble‏ @BrieHubble 24 Dec 2015
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        @HeerJeet @jbouie shut uuuuuuuppppppp nerd

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      1. papabybike‏ @papabybike 24 Dec 2015
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        .@HeerJeet @jbouie the girl has a theory that there's a secret cabal of Santana.

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      1. Paul Rosenberg‏ @PaulHRosenberg 24 Dec 2015
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        @HeerJeet He borrows Obama's time machine. Works 24 hours, goes back in time, works 24 more, etc.

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      1. Jesse Walker‏ @notjessewalker 25 Dec 2015
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        @HeerJeet @jbouie He's a voodoo loa who possesses parents' bodies. They are aware of this just enough to claim to be acting in his name.

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      1. Michael McGough‏ @MichaelMcGough3 25 Dec 2015
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        @HeerJeet My parents used the "Santa's helper" franchise dodge.

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