1. Riffing off @jonathanchait's conceit, let's imagine a remake of the Big Lebowski with the candidates running for president.
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@HeerJeet@normative so I guess Santorum can be smokey. Better make huckabee the JesusThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@HeerJeet@normative bern is the biggest hothead. Walter.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@HeerJeet@normative Trump isn't Jackie Treehorn? -
@LanceCalhoon@HeerJeet Really, Newt Gingrich is the perfect fit for Jackie Treehorn.
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@HeerJeet@normative trump is the Malibu sheriff.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@HeerJeet Is The Dude the voter? Just trying to react to events and ethical questions. Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what have yousThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@huzzahmpls Clearly Christie is Malibu's chief of police as wellThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@HeerJeet who's Bunny?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@HeerJeet Trump is obviously Flea's Character, a nihilist who believes in nothing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@HeerJeet Trump is clearly Walter. Rubio is Brandt. None of 'em is Dude enough to be The Dude. Maybe Wolf Blitzer is The Dude. -
@theturner@HeerJeet If Maude=Hillary surely Bill=the Dude. Cruz=Brandt=perfect, but if Christie isn't Walter then I'm not shomer Shabos.
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