11 year old's stalling-for-time bedtime question to me: "Would you rather marry a box or crayons or a dog?"
Picked crayons. #ManOnCrayon
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Replying to @mattyglesias
@mattyglesias Actually there may well be unspeakable things one can do with a crayon. Sticking with that choice though, because I hate dogs.4 replies 0 retweets 1 like
Replying to @jonathanchait
@jonathanchait @mattyglesias Don't we need to get Rick Santorum to weigh in on this?
5:22 PM - 10 Feb 2015
from Regina, Saskatchewan
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