When I'm gone, I want my family to honour me with the somber understatement of a Russian businessman's modest grave.pic.twitter.com/3hwBQsW4v1
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@sturdyAlex @GreatDismal Bulgarian Mafia graves are exactly in this style. I have a few photos.
.@HeerJeet "Would you like to come over and see my photos of Bulgarian Mafia graves?" might be the best bad pick-up line ever.
@MrPersimmon Oh, you'd be surprised how many women find that an attractive come on.
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