There are only a handful of just and necessary wars: the Civil War, World War II, and the War on Christmas.
@Hal_Duncan Santa? The man with a secret headquarter and slave army who invades the airspace of the entire world.
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@HeerJeet Only to bestow his vasty benevolence upon all. Rumours of Krampus carrying out rendition on enemy combatants are vile propaganda.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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