Off the record, I'm gonna burn down the orphanage & collect the insurance money. Remember this is strictly off the record. Have a drink.
@parabasis @jacremes Do I actually exist? I could tell you, but it would be off the record.
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@HeerJeet@parabasis Aha. Just as I expected.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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