Surely that whole article is a joke, I suppose. Right? Is the Borowitz Report a faux-Onion thing? Because oh the good lord Jesus
@dustinharbin Borowitz is like the Onion but smugger & more predictable.
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@HeerJeet Yeah that was not nearly far enough from actual reality to be funny on its own. Bleargh!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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