this is a russel brand bit
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we can't all be like Gwyneth ya know
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*record scratch* *freeze frame* “Yep, that’s me. You may be wondering how I got here…”
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Twelve words in I was pretty sure this was one of those stories about scented candles and people not realizing they have covid but by the time I got to mystic ritual…pic.twitter.com/ZCyMz9Y93s
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I recognized this article from two years ago, and yearned for those simpler times.
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I misread it as “likes to advertise his *aromantic* candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter,” and all I could think was, “Oh, ‘scary’-slandering an aro/omni dude who self-identifies as ‘very into dicks’ and ‘tbh, pretty ~intense~’ during
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There’s a lot to unpack there.
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[sigh] "That's what he said."
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