I guess the Jonesboro Elementary School shooting is too far in the past to remember
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A single door protected by snake lasers.
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Since gun control is off the table, we should simply create button triggered desks with spring loaded seats that launch the children violently through the ceiling when a mass shooter approaches, thus escaping. We'd made them wear parachutes at all times, of course.
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Or instead, maybe the desk button triggers ropes to fall from the ceiling & we train the kids to climb up into the air ducts & through a secret door that gets them onto the roof, where they will be picked up by the Blue Angels who will be patrolling at all times.
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What we need is a good guy with a door.
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Especially revolver doors
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Fire is giving you some serious side eye...
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