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    Jeet Heer‏Verified account @HeerJeet Apr 17

    Jeet Heer Retweeted Scott Adams

    This thread is approximately 100,000 times funnier than all the Dilbert strips combined. Adams has truly found his comedic voice.https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1515824744037298178 …

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    Number of times a real gun has been pointed at my head: 5
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      1. Jeet Heer‏Verified account @HeerJeet Apr 17

        Imagine someone who has the magic self-healing superpowers of Wolverine and the complete idiocy of Homer Simpson. That would be amazing.pic.twitter.com/fWGKpsFCiz

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      1. Bijan Shahir‏ @BijanShahir Apr 17
        Replying to @HeerJeet

        Drilbert

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      2. never had a DUI‏ @4monstersperday Apr 17
        Replying to @HeerJeet

        Dude wakes up everyday and just takes it in nuts.

        2 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
      3. Don't wash your pits in the river of Sacred Tears‏ @MaestraOogway Apr 17
        Replying to @4monstersperday @HeerJeet

        😂He should try some bromeopathy.

        0 replies 1 retweet 14 likes
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      1. Doug‏ @newdougman Apr 17
        Replying to @HeerJeet

        He doesn’t remember the exact number of times more than $50k was stolen from him? That’s gold.

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      2. Dan Houston‏ @DanDhoust24 Apr 17
        Replying to @HeerJeet

        Those bullies obviously beat him up. And that 5 times that he had that money stolen is obviously alimony and divorce settlements

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      2. tom‏Verified account @thetomzone Apr 17
        Replying to @HeerJeet

        I like that even if you take his accounting of his lived experience as genuine that the number of times a "real gun" has been pointed at his head is definitely much lower

        1 reply 1 retweet 37 likes
      3. Kevin Murphy‏ @kcm74 Apr 17
        Replying to @thetomzone @HeerJeet

        That is, unless he's holding the gun.

        0 replies 1 retweet 31 likes
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      2. Kate Odie‏ @KatieOdie76 Apr 17
        Replying to @HeerJeet

        I mean, to publicly state that you have had $50,000+ stolen from you 5+ times is telling on yourself in a way that I would have found unimaginable prior to reading this.

        2 replies 0 retweets 79 likes
      3. Cole Moore Odell‏ @ColeMooreOdell Apr 17
        Replying to @KatieOdie76 @HeerJeet

        That he doesn’t know precisely how many times is what makes it gold

        1 reply 2 retweets 52 likes
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