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Imagine someone who has the magic self-healing superpowers of Wolverine and the complete idiocy of Homer Simpson. That would be amazing.pic.twitter.com/fWGKpsFCiz
Drilbert
Dude wakes up everyday and just takes it in nuts.
He should try some bromeopathy.
He doesn’t remember the exact number of times more than $50k was stolen from him? That’s gold.
Those bullies obviously beat him up. And that 5 times that he had that money stolen is obviously alimony and divorce settlements
I like that even if you take his accounting of his lived experience as genuine that the number of times a "real gun" has been pointed at his head is definitely much lower
That is, unless he's holding the gun.
I mean, to publicly state that you have had $50,000+ stolen from you 5+ times is telling on yourself in a way that I would have found unimaginable prior to reading this.
That he doesn’t know precisely how many times is what makes it gold
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