Imagine inventing a black friend and even in your fantasies she doesn’t want to be near you.
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Do you get paid extra to read all the worst takes on this hell site?
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This has to be a joke right
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I call shenanigans.
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It's more abductive debilities...
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It’s a push to make reasonable people hate humanity more, in the name of ________
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I'll take "Things that did not happen" for $1000, Alex.
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This is sheer genius right here.
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I'm white and the vaccine gave me better rhythm, but go off.
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I wonder if she knew they were "friends". I assume she just lives or works in the same building or something, and was polite until one day it was just too much bullshit.
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