One thing Michael Bay has in common with the contemporary blockbuster regime is a general sexlessness: I can’t imagine anyone in a Michael Bay film having an orgasm. He depicts hot people the same way he depicts really nice cars.
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The part in Armageddon with the animal crackers literally ends with a triumphant shot of a car dappled in golden hour treacle; I just looked it up to be sure my tweets are airtight
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This is all the funnier bc Bay’s first feature as a director was a Playboy softcore VHS releasepic.twitter.com/nDzxX4WUQG
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Replying to @snubpollard
I was about to say, don't his films famously feature a lot of T&A?
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To an extent - it’s very much saucy pinup stuff, and even then the way he presents bodies is like visual design… I mean in a more flattened sense than usual in movies, like bodies are part of the art direction with equal primacy as the props. Pure signal.
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Yeah, it's a teen virgin boy's idea of sex.
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