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I thought the first rule of Twitter was "Never Tweet"
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Could you maybe run an intervention with
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Always follow “jokes “ with
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let's do it anyway!
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I am naturally funny. No need to joke.
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I think the form of the joke is important? You actually have to use the words "big, if true" to be clearly recognised by most.
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"Never write anything on this website" is the sole method (but not a reliable one) of avoiding giving offense or otherwise becoming a target.
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Pretending to believe a stupid thing that thousands of people have demonstrably shown themselves to unironically believe isn't exactly a "joke" though, is it?
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If that pretending involves hyperbolic language ("most important story in the history of the world" combined with a deflationary proviso "(if it's true)" I think it's a pretty obvious joke.
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