the sorrows of young untersturmführer werner
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If she saw his response and has any sense at all, she will not be flirting with him again
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She's in the replies to the QT and...well, you can see for yourself.
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The candlelight in the oxygen-thin air, the city collapsing to the thud of my heart, the panicked sweat rolling down your delicate features... How could this not be love?
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Anyone got some 'That's Amore' lyrics ready to go?
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A honey moon that goes out with a bang. SORRY HAD TO.
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Is this a secret attempt to sabotage the goodwill of the RC Cola brand?
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0% chance that voicemail wasn't a plant to allow him to launch into this predetermined and completely sane rant
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Hitler's bunker/workplace harassment two-fer
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I'm an important man of history, you see! I can't be propositioned! I'm complicated, OK? I don't want a nice girl, a tweed jacket, and a pipe! I'm not gay! I'm a complicated man of history!
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