Honestly, this is the future we probably deserve at this point.
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Satire is that which never works on the internet.
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I’m selling magic beans today- hot deal you can get 5 oz for $500 & yes I know they look like useless Lima beans but they’re not I’ve infused them with all the farts my German shepherd could muster
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It’s the “first as tragedy, then as farce” edition of tulip mania.
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Counterpoint: “first as farce, the as tragedy”
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It's a fucking vonnegut book. Less funny when you're "in" the book.
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now selling an exclusive line of windbreakers.
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I am rethinking my strict policy of not muting any words for FOMO.
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I didn't ask for any of this.
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everything about nfts is duchamp's urinal but the proponents don't think it's a joke
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