Some people just can't handle NyQuil dreams.
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My sex life now seems so boring by comparison. I need to schedule some nighttime visits by succubi who then morph into capybaras.
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"Yo baby, this is Xerxes. Come and git it!"
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This sounds more like Fangoria.
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It’s not a good sign when End Times preachers are joining forces with the UFOlogists.
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Check out the two sitting next to her... And the money moment... reptile.... I am a little bummed that they cut with the cliffhanger, "The Bible says..." What _does_ the bible say about reptile-concealing face masks?
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For a talking head, you have always had a good sense of humor
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“Gargoyles, Steve? Way to kill the mood.”
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