He was absent-minded?
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you misunderstand: he was smart *because* of the hat. any who wear it will become Aristotle (less of a real advantage now than it was then)
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His mom. Helicopter parents predate helicopters
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In case he lost it. “Oh, this must be Aristotle’s hat.” “He’s always forgetting it!”
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So other, less smart people would know it was him! He was an early brand guy. He also had a guy following him around shouting “Hey, it’s Aristotle” for people who couldn’t read hats.
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The brief time where he instead went by A. Diddy is attested to by most modern historians, but I find their sources questionable.
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Don’t you sometimes put your name on your stuff so other people don’t take it? Maybe Plato kept stealing his hats.
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