first thing I thought of when this stuff came out
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Listen, it's hard to keep track of all the times he's been visibly and/or audibly horny over the last several years. Safe to say, it's too many times for an elected official.
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His fiancé has a picture of the three of them on here.
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That was like when Nicolas Cage married Lisa Marie Presley.
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I don’t think that’s something you can hold against us.
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I was thinking last night that she dodged a bullet. Not that I care either way.
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Wasn’t he going to get engaged to Tiffany. That dropped quickly...
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Wow, I’ll bet she was worth a lot of points in his game.
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