He went to Harvard don’t forget
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It seems Harvard isn’t as prestigious as most people think it is.
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Certified brain genius. He has a degree from Smart Boy University.
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These people were all furious at Disney three years ago because they let an Asian woman talk in a Star Wars movie
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Yep. Same racism. They hate that it can get a white person fired as much as they hate, yanno, everybody.
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This is fake, right? This has gotta be fake.
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Can the Texas Governor replace him with a horse? Asking for a neighhhhhbor.
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He *knows* it's parody, but *wishes* it were not. Subjunctive mood and all that (despite the "was").
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This is correct and his tweet's actually worse because it is.
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He's seen the phrase "I wish this was parody" lots of times on Twitter but he just remembers it as an unexamined chunk of language, and has never thought about what the individual words mean
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