Don't tease me with a good time.
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
This is good!
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
his my life was great bit isnt new, been doing it since 2015
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
This Tweet is unavailable.
-
He’s just philosophical because he got out of the hospital.
End of conversation
-
-
-
Some day, before we are ready, it will be appropriate to wonder "is that a hologram of an already dead person"
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
What's the inverse of "I Have Been to the Mountaintop"?
-
>What's the inverse of "I Have Been to the Mountaintop"? "I have been to the mountaintop-which I bought with laundered Russian cash and hired frackers to level, stiffing them when the bill came due, funneling the profits to my Chinese acct. & writing off the fracking to the IRS"
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
. It’s the theft scene from The Hitchhiker’s Guide, isn’t it? Trump is gonna host the greatest press conference of all time in Area 51 and just take off across the galaxy. Will have been so obvious in hindsight.
-
That would not shock me at all. I've compared Trump to Zaphod more times than I can count.
End of conversation
New conversation -
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.