Huge, if true.
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wtf indeed.

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I too had a dream last night. I dreamt that Federal squads were in my home taking all of my alligators. Then they said I was guity of ceiling omelettes. I tried to stop them but they turned to water, and I had sex with a horseshoe crab (who was also my 2nd grade teacher).
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Tell her Doc to adjust her medications, Clay !
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My son has the gift of seeing-at-a-distance. Last weekend he re-watched Jurassic Park: dinosaurs, mad scientists, human sushi. they said humanity had unleashed a great scourge. My son returns crying. What happened to our safety? He sobbed. What indeed.
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Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone. Tommy Cooper.
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I think dril's response was the best, if not the most quotable for a family twitter
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This is the normal lunatic fringe. These sorts rage against “government schools” and science being taught as science (the horror). In other words, just a couple of republicans hating our government. Same as it ever was.
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