Technically, it was womanslaughter, officer
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Says nowhere in the rules that a dog can’t play basketball!
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This tweet highlights a serious deficiency with the English language: You can dognap a dog, but you can't catnap a cat, because catnap is already a word.
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nOt A dEmOcRaCy; A cOnStItUtIoNaL rEpUbLiC
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ask him whether he thinks it's a republic or a democracy
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It wasn’t homicide, she was a lady and I’m a man, it was heterocide
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I didn't kill him, your honor. The bullet did.
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This is pure conservative lib-owning logic, we love it
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Adult napping is what I do at about 2:00 every afternoon. Very refreshing.
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