When Trump passes away his last tweet will be about how La-Z-Boy recliners don’t have the same support they used to
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Mine will be “If you’re FBI text me securely via..”
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List out your full 10 digit number, I god damn dare ya - love, the rest of the FBI
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Something to aspire to, really
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Although, my hopes are that I die 40 years after my last tweet, but alas
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