Any story that is basically "[A person] hired Jacob Wohl to [perform any activity whatsoever]" is definitionally false.
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Seriously, who would even hire him to mow their lawn at this point?
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Yup, I think this is it: He thinks it makes him look like a player.
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He desperately wants to go to jail, and NONE OF THIS IS WORKING! - Sort of a "Cop and the Anthem" for our time.
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I don't know, seems pretty in keeping with his need for attention.
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In the future when we look up
@self-own” his picture will come up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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They're busy determining if cops previously looked into crimes and how to make that seem bad
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His name is in print and on Twitter and that is really all that's important to him.
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