I just assumed his neighbors are a nootropics factory and bathtub of anabolic steroids
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When you find that none of his neighbors answer their door and all the lights are off in their house ...pic.twitter.com/ewzWcpHCqB
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Does this help his custody battle (would do anything for kids!) or hurt it (has developed plans for eating neighbors)?
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His would 100% prioritize eating the neighbours who agreed to be interviewed first.
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At some point, should he find himself incarcerated, he could explore these thoughts with fellow inmates. I’m sure they would take it well.
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That was my first thought as well.
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It’s kind of a variation on “Donner Party Conservatism,” just that instead of horrified reluctance, everybody in the party is itching to start chowing down on everybody else, even if they’re not quite technically dead yet. It ends up as Kilkenny Cats Conservatism.
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