Halloween's coming. Undead metaphors to rise next?
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the next logical step in the prosperity gospel
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Is anyone going to tell them that Jesus was a socialist?
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I will have whatever he is on
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Did Kanye claim he’s a church now? I’m sure the IRS will fall for that one.
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Going to sell “I Accepted Christ And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt” shirts outside of Kanye gigs.
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All millionaires got huge tax returns. Even those that weren’t born again.
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Once I found a credit card on the sidewalk that hadn't been cancelled yet. The LORD sure helped me out that day, I tell you what.
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How long has he been off his Lexapro?
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“If you want to be perfect, go and sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.” - Jesus Christ Kanye, like all the hypocrite evangelicals pretending to like him now, always conveniently skip this step.
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