Nobody tell him he wasn't a captain, either...
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Cap'n Crunch, however, is well-versed in maritime law.
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Of course not. He commanded a vessel on the high seas, striking fear into the hearts of crew and foeman alike.
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Mr. Green Jeans filling the role of sham prosecutor.
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Are we certain that Matt Gaetz is NOT a Family Guy character who broke the fourth wall and became flesh and blood?
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We can test that theory by finding a giant, sentient chicken.
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It's actually the Marshal of the Kangaroo Court who presides. I take no pleasure in reporting this.
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I think you mean The Marsupial of The Kangaroo Court
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I can not imagine a malicious Captain Kangaroo
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