i’m sorry i promise i’ll stop tweeting about it but i cannot think of a single funnier thing to get absolutely fucking livid over than “bedbug"
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seeing a lot of people going for the metamorphosis jokes but here I am, three word docs open, sweating profusely trying to make links to Mayakovsky's "Bedbug" that aren't too obscure
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(okay so fearing combustion I gave up after this https://twitter.com/sdfStu/status/1166180072233025536 …)
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I truly wish I could enjoy this more, but I had actual bedbugs 3 months ago (which I didn't even know were a real thing outside that bedtime rhyme) & they ruined my life & now I am getting flashbacks
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Most fun I've had on twitter in a long time.
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