Oh how quick we all forget about calf cramps...
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What on God’s green earth?
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Sitting here trying to figure out why I read that even after you'd warned us...
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Because we're gluttons for punishment, Farooq; I feel the same way.
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Is this a parody account??(she asks hopefully).
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Jesus that’s weirdly bad
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Am I the only one hearing the voice of Droopy Dog while reading?
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I made a joke in that thread saying that guy's avi looked like Domino's cut him off for bad checks & it pops up in popularity now & then. It did so within the last day, & DC McAllister starts drunk tweeting again. Coincidence?
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She spread her legs like a glass of milk knocked over by an unruly toddler.
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The bathroom selfie really sells it
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