I coined the term “cockamamie” back in the 90s. You’re welcome.
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Dammit, I switched from Gesundheit b/c I thought "bless you" was in the public domain.
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He would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy
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That whole, "Workin' hard? Hardly workin'!" thing? Mine. Back in high school.
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after finding out high fives were only invented in the 1970's i'm ready to believe this tbh
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Reminds me of the guy who thought he invented putting the tea bag on your spoon and squeezing it out with the string. Was convinced he was the first one who did it, and everyone else in the world had learned it from him.
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I remember in 1987 when Madonna discovered sex!
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So do I. I was the one who first introduced her to it. She asked me afterward how I got to be so good at it, and I told her that I practiced a lot when I was alone.
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