The salad bar at Applebee's inspired him.
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Deli meats can do that to a person
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Well, it is best to be silent in church.
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*Weeps* Marriage to a woman half my age helped me find God.
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Who knows. Maybe she enjoys trips with him to the Applebee's salad bar on Sundays.
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I can assure you that if you were a woman words would be coming rapidly to you, such as epitome, most banal, midlife crisis, milquetoast ruling class.
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I, too, once tried to pull my own ears off and sobbed from the pain.
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His "spiritual journey" started with his sexually harassing the much younger shiksa who worked for him, right?
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