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As long as you don't drink a lot of water at bedtime...
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We are all in-progress cool bits of family history.
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never fact-check them!!! I will NEVER investigate the family legend that my mexican great-grandmother slept with both frida and trotksy
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If only Elizabeth Warren had done the same thing.
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Same re. grandfather (allegedly) fleeing his village in Switzerland on stolen bicycle pursued by the parish priest.
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Yeah apparently I'm descended from Queen Victoria's half-sister, except that hemophilia doesn't follow blood lines in such a way that would make that possible. Damn. (no, I'm not hemophiliac)
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Shouldn’t stop you from getting a book deal.
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