The writers for The Onion have a really tough job these days.
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The milkshake thrown at him Monday was "yobbo flavored"
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If you say they were vanilla milkshakes I’ll know this headline to be fake news
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I'm sorry, I had to do it, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!pic.twitter.com/IpT8N8RW9e
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This is the guy who lamented recently that his biggest regret in life was not being part of the D-Day landings
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