[50 years from now] Why Are So Many Millennials Dying?
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Millennials are Just Not That Into Dying
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Can confirm. Would not buy even once if possible. Happy to pay taxes, though.
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Time capsule opened, boomer message revealed: Dying now is lame, it was Cool when we were doing it.
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Damn. I was looking forward to Death's merciful embrace.
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Millennials disinterest in owning property threatening nutrient and cash streams of BBiJ (Boomer Brains in Jars)
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