Santa is a complete dick in this. "Stay behind with the women." Bah, humbug.
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Santa is a Utilitarian.
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Santa is an anagram for Satan, after all.
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If you re-arrange the letters in SANTA ....
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It wasn't that Rudolph was different or that Santa didn't love him. He was a runt and not as strong or as fast as the other reindeer. He wasn't good enough to compete in reindeer games--which were athletic competitions.
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LOL
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The original is a treat to read: https://www.npr.org/2013/12/25/256579598/writing-rudolph-the-original-red-nosed-manuscript …
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He’s a reminder pimp
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How about making those reindeer work 24 hours straight? Has PETA weighed in on this?
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