This reminds me of the time I was accidentally locked in a Methodist church as a child. Scary, yes, exciting, no.
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Man, I bet the ghost of Jack Parsons is pissed.
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If you fear singing, grape juice, and pot lucks, then Methodism is pure satanism.
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"Ritual sex magic," aka insertive unprotected vaginal intercourse.
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Blood sugar sex magic is underrated, even still.
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While not satanic, Hillary Clinton's religious activity is profoundly problematic. https://www.thenation.com/article/hillarys-nasty-pastorate/ …
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Ritual sex magic involves lots of macaroni salad.
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L. Ron Hubbard Certainly an all-time celebrity ground-breaker when he perceived that you could become waaay more immortal and famous as a ongoing centerpiece of paranoia and conspiracy notions than as the most accomplished artist ever.
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i need to re-read this, but imma pour a scotch first.
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Good grief! The
is for the Scotch. Cancel the rest of it.
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