The hat they're banning isn't even a real fedora! It is in fact the trilby, a vile pretender of a hat available for eight bucks at Hot Topic and favored by MRA jagoffs. ACTUAL fedoras are great—Indiana Jones wore one, fa chrissakes—but they're not cheap.
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And the crystal?
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can’t have one without the other
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(Slams money on table) "I'm out!"
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No flip flops. Are slides okay?
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First they came for the fedora wearers, and I did not speak out— Because I did not wear a fedora...
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I guess the crystal meth explains some of your wilder threads.
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Weird kind of opposite to Aristophanes' Lysistrata.
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