Hi, my name is Jeet (no, really), and I have exactly zero self-awareness or friends, so I will spend Thanksgiving on a 143 tweet screed about the bad orange man.https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1065648292955136000 …
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But...but...he pointed out what your name is. How will you recover from that massive burn?
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Ironically, I believe the orange man often had a few bad things to say about the New York Times as well.
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You mean you don’t organize your entire professional life around US holidays Jeet? Sheesh! What’s wrong with you??
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If you live in Canada, and hew to Canadian ritual schedules, why are we continuously subjected to your insufferable critiques of America? Pick a lane, hoser.
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STFD STFU. (After a look at your timeline, you're not even worth anything but that.)
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Ah, but you do not deny your name is Jeet.
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No, but he got you actually because he thinks your name is weird
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My surname has 13 letters, so I claim funny name privilege.
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Based on your grammar
@HeerJeet, I believe you have self-awareness. It could just be that you are part on Skynet, and you are able to fool us into believing you are self-aware!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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If Thanksgiving was last month, when was Halloween? I knew it! Y'all have Halloween up there and then come south the next month to get MORE candy.
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Thanksgiving is at the beginning of Oct, and Halloween is at the end. (I know you're being silly, but I am a woman of many varyingly-sized, well-tended pet peeves)
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