Quick, submit it to the WSJ!
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“I am a Very Serious Person” -Trump, interviewed circa 2012
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What about all the people he didn’t eat/put in his freezer?
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Bet Jeffrey Dahmer didn't have "eat a guy" on HIS calendar
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he also liked beer
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My Balogna Has A First Name...
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If I said bad things it was me (via Stephen Miller), if I did bad things it wasn't (via the .
@GOP) by Brett Kavanaugh.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Ignore That Smell Coming from My Crawl Space by John Wayne Gacy
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“Surely you can understand that it isn’t my fault how delicious some of those people looked, but starting right now that will never happen again, I’m sorry baby, I love you.”
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"I Am A Charming, Intelligent Volkswagen Enthusiast" by Ted Bundy
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