Step one, drink copiously. 
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It’s what I tell all my clients.
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"Superman Comics"? Is he holed up with Jerry Seinfeld?
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Hard same. "Skip town" is great advice and I hope to one day be lucky enough to receive it in earnest.
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In my experience if they tell you that, things aren’t going well in your life.
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You know he’s in Dewey and hanging at the Starboard.
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jeet go on the lam
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It’s much better when you live a life worth of government surveillance...
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My favorite part: "Van Gelder said Judge waited to leave town until after the hearing date and witnesses were announced, and was not avoiding a subpoena." This is after he asks the Amazon WaPo reporter who called him, "How did you find me?"
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