Don't forget Option four: don't flip on Trump and then wait for Russians to kill him in jail anyway.
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Option four: dig up Hermann Goering's corpse and hope his cyanide capsule still works.
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So you’re saying the options basically boil down to how painful his death is and how soon it arrives. Yikes.
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I think Russians might kill him is applicable to all 3 options.
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Door number one!!!
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Sounds about right.
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He made his bed. He gets to lie in it.
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or at least, he will be making his bed for a while
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