My wife and I never baby talk to our kids. We communicate by leaving them outside in our yard with 30-50 feral hogs. I'm sure they're fine.https://twitter.com/corybarlog/status/1222392476213764096 …
My wife and I never baby talk to our kid. We speak in full ancient Sumerian incantations, often summoning the more evil animal forms of the old gods.
My son is 7 and he has already accidentally wiped out two neighboring towns with a full recitation of the death bringer spell. 
https://twitter.com/SamSykesSwears/status/1222390080200855552 …
https://twitter.com/SamSykesSwears/status/1222390080200855552 …