Huh. I would have be money this whole bastard son thing was some sort of elaborate troll, but these nuts are stalking me on Facebook too and are apparently actual people. Stalkers. From Nebraska. Great.
Replying to @Stonekettle
I'm so glad I caught this now because if I was seeing all these bastard children tweets in a few hours I'd have been so confused 
3:07 PM - 1 Jul 2019
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