🦔HedgeDog 🐶

Ok ok I got it, here's a million dollar idea. Hear me out.. CBP-Themed All-You-Can-Eat Buffet! Do I have your attention? All right here we go!

It's a fancy buffet, sea-food, salad, whatever. Real nice place, tablecloths and free drinks. Pay up front, naturally, then go inside and dig in. But there's a little catch...

If you show up with a #MAGA cap, you go in like everyone else, but instead of getting a table you're taken outside to an enclosure for "processing." On the way there, if you came with your family, the kids are taken to a completely separate area, also for "processing."

In the processing area, there's nothing. Literally nothing. It's just dirt and a whole lot of confused people, separated from their kids. You are told that if you wait for at least 2 hours you'll be able to go inside and join up with your kids.