It's a fancy buffet, sea-food, salad, whatever. Real nice place, tablecloths and free drinks. Pay up front, naturally, then go inside and dig in.
But there's a little catch... 
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Ok ok I got it, here's a million dollar idea. Hear me out.. CBP-Themed All-You-Can-Eat Buffet! Do I have your attention? All right here we go!
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If you show up with a
#MAGA cap, you go in like everyone else, but instead of getting a table you're taken outside to an enclosure for "processing." On the way there, if you came with your family, the kids are taken to a completely separate area, also for "processing."Show this thread -
In the processing area, there's nothing. Literally nothing. It's just dirt and a whole lot of confused people, separated from their kids. You are told that if you wait for at least 2 hours you'll be able to go inside and join up with your kids.
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But the kids area is managed by a different group! Some go inside to eat with other families after a while, and others are sent back to the street, no refund, no explanation, no parents.
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Do you have some relatives already sitting at a table waiting for you? DOESN'T MATTER! Do you wanna see your kids? You can't, this is the adult processing area!
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Hey, if you don't like waiting around you can just leave. No I don't know where your kids are. A refund? Ha ha ha!
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Anyway, yeah this idea sucks, nobody would ever do something so cruel...
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